Selected Writing
Humor
An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well – McSweeney’s
“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” by David Puddy – McSweeney’s
Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies – McSweeney’s
The Quarantine Emails of Normal People’s Connell and Marianne – McSweeney’s
The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story – McSweeney’s
I Am Using My Free Time to Not Write a Novel – McSweeney’s
Bruce Wayne Orders DoorDash – 251
Columns
Where’s the Blackhawks log outrage? – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Sexism in hockey – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Farewell to Joe Louis Arena – Oakland Press
Chicago Bears excitement from my alter ego, Scotty Brolohan – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Articles
Catching baseballs outside Wrigley Field – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
The Friendship of Hannibal Buress and Lil Rel Howery – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
The many teams of Edwin Jackson – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Darren McCarty Profile – Real Detroit Weekly
Reviews
A Capella trio Voice performs medieval Music
Ghostface Killah at the Bullingdon
Shubert and Brahams at the Ashmolean
Thriller Live at the New Theatre
Interviews
Darryl Strawberry – The Twin Bill
Augusten Burroughs – The DePaulia
Jim Gaffigan – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Tracy Morgan – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Nick Offerman – Chicago Tribune’s RedEye
Nate Ruess – Chicago Tribune’s Red Eye
Essays
The Art of Work: The Detroit Industry Murals – Critical Read
I Was Looking at McSoreley’s – Critical Read
Editor’s Note – The Mona Lisa – Critical Read
Travel Stories
Paul McCartney’s London – NY Habitat
Charles Dickens’ London – NY Habitat
Scott Bolohan 